Lance Armstrong's Big Adventure

Cycling legend Lance Armstrong is offering a reward for the return of his custom-made bike after it was stolen from his team truck. The seven-time Tour de France winner and serial dater posted an appeal along with a picture of the bike on his Twitter page. He wrote: "There is only one like it in the world therefore hard to pawn it off. Reward being offered.” The bike was stolen from his Team Astana truck outside the team's Sacramento hotel. The bike has distinctive yellow-and-black wheels and the logo of Armstrong's Livestrong foundation. Currently, Armstrong is embarking on the biggest adventure of his life scouring the US mainland to find his beloved bike, a material object he desires above all human relationships- it has been reported that bike has been taken to the Alamo- oh, wait a minute- I think that last part is from a Pee Wee Herman movie.