I must preface this by saying I HEART Madonna.  I will take her side in most any battle.  But there comes a time when one must put their foot down.  Since I am a women of a certain age, somewhere in my mid to early late thirties, I am a believer in the following:  a) Age appropriate dressing- the only person on the planet this rule does not apply to is Cher, because she is CHER. b) If you have to struggle to keep an accessory or outfit in place, don't wear it.  Madonna broke both of my rules last night at, "The Model as Muse: Embodying Fashion" Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City.  Looking like a turquoise Playboy bunny at a stellar gala is never acceptable.  But I love her boy toy, Jesus Luz, so rock on Madonna, ROCK ON.