Fragrances Made From Celebrity DNA

Now you can purchase Marilyn Monroe's, Michael Jackson's, or even Marie Antoinette's body scent. My DNA Fragrances just released a line called, Antiquity that is engineered from the DNA of some of the most recognized people in the world. Best of all, a flask of "eau du celebrity" is cheaper than a bottle of Chanel No. 5. We are not exactly sure how these scents are formulated other than the fact they start with a strand of celebrity hair,  but the company claims their manufacturing process is environmentally friendly.  A portion of profits from each sale goes to the estates of the people whose scents they reproduced.  We just wished they had a sexier line up of famous folk to choose from. Not sure if the masses really want to smell like Ronald Reagan or Susan B Anthony.